Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Drugs, Lies, and Videotapes: Blob Blameaholic

Toronto’s mistakenly-elected mayor is an embarrassment—drunk in office, smoking crack cocaine in videos, mixing with criminals, mismanaging the city’s affairs, spouting blatant lies [contradictory statements cannot both be right], making racist remarks, admitting to the sexual abuse of felines (don’t tell me you missed the “I have plenty to eat at home” remark), making at least one false accusation and passing it off as innuendo, exhibiting floridly homophobic attitudes, displaying emotional immaturity, and spouting fallacies of logic. Aided and abetted by his almost equally dysfunctional bully-guard brother, Rob Ford is the laughing stock of the developed world.

Ah well, he did learn something after 2 months in rehab. He now blames everything on his “chronical disease”.