Barack Antoinette? That's one BITTER ... er ... columnist

“Maureen Dowd has been to plenty of fancy parties at the houses of successful white friends but she’s mad that a successful black man had a (gasp) party for his (gasp) birthday with his (gasp) friends. F— all the way off with this racist bulls—,” musician and author Mikel Jollet tweeted.

[Dowd sports a vocabulary inspired by the demands of sarcasm, which is aimed, it appears, at everyone but her-resentful-self.]